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Family Jewels

Prevent chafing & smell exceptional
with Family Jewels

£29.88
£39.90
SALE 25% OFF

What do thousands of men know that you don't?

That dry, all-day comfort and respect for your skin doesn’t stop at your collar. It doesn’t matter if it’s the heat of the tube in August, miles in the saddle or office days even the aircon can’t handle. Family Jewels is made for men who care as much about comfort, as they do quality.

Move freely, from boardroom to workout, without irritation or distraction.

Stay dry all day and keep your focus where it belongs.

A refined, discreet Royal Velvet fragrance that she won’t be able to resist.

Crafted with Swiss precision, built to earn its place in your routine.

Highest Quality Ingredients

Effortless Returns

 Try for 30 days - Risk Free

Directions of Use

Step 1: Begin with care - squeeze a small, precise amount of the cream from the tube. A little goes a long way.

Step 2: Gently apply to areas needing comfort and protection. Ensure even coverage for unparalleled all-day care.

Step 3: Allow the cream to fully absorb before dressing, leaving you feeling confident and ready to take on any occasion.

How does it work?

No single part of your body lives in perfect conditions. Heat, chafing, sweat, moisture - you name it, you’ve probably felt it.

And let’s face it, nowhere feels it as strongly as your crown jewels.

Family Jewels is a high-performance cream designed to:

  • Absorb excess moisture with natural starches.
  • Soothe irritation with botanicals that respect the most sensitive of skin.
  • Neutralise odour with a discreet, masculine fragrance.
  • Protect long term with antioxidants that support skin health.

No stinging, mess or annoying residue. Stay clean and comfortable with a refined scent designed to complement your cologne, not compete with it.

Ingredient List

Swiss Alpine Water, Tapioca Starch, Propanediol, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Calendula Officinalis (Calendula) Flower Extract, Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Extract, Panax Ginseng (Asian Ginseng) Root Extract, Nigella Sativa (Black Cumin) Seed Oil, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, 1,2-Hexanediol, Caprylyl Glycol, Allantoin, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Hydroxide, Glycerin, Xanthan Gum, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Ethylhexylglycerin, Fragrance (Parfum).

“No more chafing, even in the heat. A must have!”

– Mark R.

Verified Buyer

“No more chafing, even in the heat. A must have!”

– Mark R.

Verified Buyer

alluminium-free

Talc-free

Masculine Aroma

Swiss-made

Chafing happens. But not anymore.

Instant Relief

Immediate freedom from chafing and irritation.

All-Day Freshness

Stay dry, fresh and odour-free from morning to midnight.

Refined Fragrance

A discreet, sophisticated scent that feels more cologne than cream.

Swiss-Made Precision

Made for men who care about quality.

experienced lasting comfort they could rely on daily.

Trusted by hundreds of men who demand more from their routine.

noticed a clear upgrade in freshness and confidence.

Alex, Simon, and 100 others have upgraded their grooming game. Are you in?

Everyday  Comfort Shouldn’t Be Negotiable.

Heat, sweat, and friction don’t just cause daily irritation. They pull your focus away from what matters. Whether it’s closing a deal, breaking a personal best, or simply enjoying an evening on the couch. Discomfort steals your presence. 

 

Family Jewels gives it back. 

Confidence You Can Feel,
And So Can She.

Family Jewels provides supreme comfort, and more.

 

You’ll also find an increased composure and presence. The kind that changes how you carry yourself.

 

There’s a lot to be said about ‘magnetism,’ and you’ll be saying it without uttering a word.

 

Because when you feel composed, fresh, and entirely yourself - it shows. 

 

In every glance, every moment and every touch.

Powered by Nature for Total Comfort and Health.

Crafted With Purpose,

Backed Up By Nature.

Each ingredient in Family Jewels is selected for performance. A blend of Swiss purity, time-honoured botanicals, and dermatologist-approved science.

Designed To Belong 

On Your Shelf.

Family Jewels is different.

 

We don’t package it to be hidden away. 

 

It’s lovingly crafted with the same precision you expect in every detail of your life. Made to blend seamlessly into your routine. 

 

Something you’ll be proud to keep within reach, wherever the day takes you.

For today,
as well as tomorrow.

Family Jewels isn’t only about easing today’s irritation. 

 

Its antioxidant-rich botanicals are formulated to help reduce oxidative stress and support long-term vitality. 

 

Looking after yourself isn’t just about now. Prevention is always easier than cure.

Vital Comfort

Reduces friction, heat, and moisture. Keeping your body in the optimal state for everyday confidence.

Lasting Vitality

Powered by antioxidant-rich botanicals that help protect against external stressors, supporting long-term comfort and wellbeing.

The Difference Is In The Details.

We don’t make bold claims or rely on exaggeration.

 

We know that once you have Family Jewels in your routine, the difference speaks for itself.

 

In the comfort you feel, a design you can admire, and confidence that lasts all day.

Others

Swiss Precision

Formulated for Vitality

Premium Ingredients

Refined Fragrance

Built for Longevity

The Experience

Premium,

Refined

Simple, 
Practical

For Men Who Know The Difference

Experience is the best proof. Hear from men who’ve already made Family Jewels part of their daily routine.

92%

Experienced all-day ease. No irritation, no distraction.

86%

Noticed a discreet freshness that lasted throughout the day.

75%

Said the confidence boost was undeniable.

Still Considering?

Let us make it easier for you.

 

You’ll know if Family Jewels belongs in your routine the first time you use it.

 

Try it, and If it doesn’t earn its place, just send it back within 30 days. 

 

No hard feelings. And no hassle.

 

We’re confident you’ll wonder how you ever got along without it.

Your boys will thank you.

Customer Reviews

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Toby F.

Didn’t expect much to be honest, but this genuinely sorted my downstairs drama

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Scott R.

Solid product

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You’ve Got Questions. We Have Answers.

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How do I use Family Jewels?

Apply a small amount to clean, dry skin in areas prone to heat or friction. Let it absorb fully before dressing.

Is Family Jewels free from aluminium and talc?

Yes. Our formula is 100% aluminium- and talc-free, using tapioca starch as a natural alternative to absorb moisture.

Is Family Jewels safe to use before intimacy?

Absolutely. Royal Velvet is safe for external use. Just allow it to absorb fully before things get close.

How much should I apply?

A pea-sized amount is all you need. The formula spreads easily and absorbs quickly, giving full coverage without excess.

How long does the protection last?

Designed for all-day comfort and freshness. For extra-active days, a discreet reapplication can keep you feeling your best.

How does shipping work?

Orders are processed within 1–2 business days and typically delivered within 5–7 days. You’ll receive tracking details as soon as your package ships.

What if my package is damaged or lost?

If your order arrives damaged, simply send us photos within 48 hours. For lost packages, we’ll work with the carrier to resolve it quickly or arrange a replacement.

What is your return and refund policy?

Every order comes with a 30-day guarantee. If Royal Velvet doesn’t earn its place in your routine, return it unused in its original packaging for a full refund.