★★★★★
"Nothing came close."
Finally something that works. I've tried vaseline and other creams. Nothing came close.
Real Reviews from Men Who Said Goodbye to Sweat, Chafing & Odour
★★★★★
"Using it daily for months."
Big fan of Family Jewels been using the cream daily for a good five months now.
★★★★★
"Cream is effective against dry skin."
To add on to the other existing 5 star reviews, this cream has helped me with my dry skin. The scent is also a nice touch.
★★★★★
"Hands down the best."
Hands down the best ball deodorant I've ever used. Keeps everything fresh all day.
★★★★★
"I love it!"
Keeps my downstairs area dry during the whole day, which I didn't fully believe when I first read about it. Smell is also great. I love it!
★★★★★
"Now I won't go without it."
I didn't think I needed ball deodorant until I tried it. Now I won't go without it.
★★★★★
"At first I thought..."
At first I thought it was a lot of money for ball deodorant but one tube lasted me two months. Also smells great!
★★★★★
"Wish I'd discovered it sooner."
No odour. No dampness. Wish I'd discovered it sooner.
★★★★★
"This actually works!"
I've tried everything. This actually works and smells great!
★★★★★
"Completely a thing of the past."
I used to dread the post run shower because of the inevitable chafing sting. Since I started using this cream, that is completely a thing of the past.
★★★★★
"Dry as the Sahara."
Usually I sweat a lot when I run and now down there it's dry as the Sahara.
★★★★★
"Enjoy long runs even more!"
I came across this product and it made me enjoy my long runs even more! Thank you Family Jewels.
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Best product I have used
"Best product I have used. Does what it says and the effect lasts throughout the day and into the night"
Really Impressed
"I do plenty of cycling and long distance running, and it has made a noticeable difference. The product is easy to use and the team has also been really helpful. I would definitely recommend giving it a try."
Pleasant experience all round
"I’m a frequent runner and used this on my runs and works great against chaffing. Pleasant experience all round, would definitely recommend"
Family Jewels - anti-chafing ball deodorant
"Wow, wow, and wow! After trying countless products for comfort and freshness “down there,” I've finally found one that genuinely delivers. (...) The scent is pleasant without being overpowering, which is a huge bonus."
I have been suffering for years
"I have been suffering with soreness and itchiness for over 53 years and at last I have found something that really helps. It is easy to use and is absorbed quickly but there is a slight warming on the scrotum shortly after it is applied. It is quite pleasant and soon goes. I would recommend this to anyone suffering with this."
A wonderful cream doing what it claims to be.
"This product is not cheap but it goes a long way making it excellent value. Furthermore, the product does exactly what the advertising claims. A small pea-sized amount renders the area of application gently soothed for the rest of the day. It has a pleasant and complex perfume and I feel well-covered against obvious friction and perspiration which makes the skin break down. Thank you."
Excellent product!
"Excellent product. Very easy and convenient to use. Thankful to have this product during these warm summer months"
Gave it a try worked perfectly
"Gave it a try worked perfectly. Will be reordering"
Works well nice subtle scent
"Works well nice subtle scent"
I recommend!
"I really like the cream, the smell, the chilled feeling after applying, and the efficiency! Would definitely recommend for a hot summer!"
Quick delivery
"Quick delivery. Great smell to the product and all day dryness. I am smooth all over and product works well."
Good price and works effectively
"The Family Jewels cream was a good price and seems to work effectively as claimed in the sales description!"
Swiss-Made. Botanical.
Eight ingredients chosen to protect, soothe, and adapt.
No Talc, No Petroleum, No Junk.
Formulated and lab-tested in our in-house Swiss lab.
Swiss Alpine Water
Mineral-rich hydration straight from the Alps. Cools on contact, locks in moisture skin needs more of as it ages.
Zea Mays Starch
Turns the cream into a dry powder film on the skin. Creates a barrier against the friction that gets more noticeable once skin thins.
Black Cumin Seed Oil
Naturally antibacterial. Reduces odour in check without synthetic antiperspirants.
Calendula
Calms irritation and soothes sensitive skin, the kind that's thinner and more reactive than it was twenty years ago.
Allantoin
Supports the skin's natural recovery. Keeps the barrier strong as it thins with age.
Asian Ginseng Root
Strengthens skin resilience. Helps ageing skin hold up against daily wear, not just workouts.
Cucumber Extract
Instantly cooling. Reduces the heat and redness that friction causes, without relying on talc.
Royal Velvet Scent
The signature finish. Clean, subtle, and built to last through a full day, not just a session.
Thirty seconds, start to finish.
Shower, apply, dress. That is the entire routine. Give it a few minutes to dry, then dress.
One application. Fresh until you shower again.
No powder clouds. No greasy residue. No reapplying at lunchtime. Apply it once in the morning and it holds for the rest of the day.
1
Start clean and dry
Shower as normal, then pat the area completely dry. The cream grips best on dry skin.
2
Massage in a pea-sized amount
Inner thighs, groin, anywhere that chafes. A little goes a long way. One tube lasts months.
3
Let it dry down, then dress
Allow the cream to absorb to a powder-soft finish before dressing. No grease, no transfer, dry for 12+ hours.
One application in the morning. Nothing to think about until you shower again.
FAQ
Questions? We're Here To Help
A Swiss-made 3-in-1 cream for men: anti-chafing, deodorant and moisturiser in one. It goes on as a cream and dries to a silky powder, keeping your intimate area dry, fresh and comfortable all day.
Anywhere things rub or get warm: around the groin, between the thighs and on the boys themselves. Apply to clean, dry skin.
A pea-sized amount is enough for the whole area. Start small; you can always add a little more.
No. It dries to a light powder finish that won't stain and washes off easily in a normal wash.
Yes, completely normal. It comes from the preservative blend in the formula, and some men feel it more than others because everyone's skin is different. Nothing to worry about.
The cream keeps you dry for 12+ hours. The Royal Velvet fragrance lasts about as long as a good aftershave.
Around 6 to 8 weeks of daily use. That works out at less than the price of a pint a week.
Family Jewels® is dermatologically tested. If your skin is sensitive, try a little on a small area first. Don't apply to broken or irritated skin.
Not at all. Runners and cyclists use it on long days out, but it's made for feeling fresh and comfortable through a normal day: at work, on the golf course, on a warm afternoon or a long drive.
With a name like Family Jewels®, it's the most useful joke present he'll ever get.
Across the UK, free on orders over £50 and £3.90 below.