★★★★★
"Hands down the best."
Hands down the best ball deodorant I've ever used. Keeps everything fresh all day.
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★★★★★ 4.85/5 stars
Rated 4.85/5 by Men Who Were Done Putting Up With It
★★★★★
"I love it!"
Keeps my downstairs area dry during the whole day, which I didn't fully believe when I first read about it. Smell is also great. I love it!
★★★★★
"Now I won't go without it."
I didn't think I needed ball deodorant until I tried it. Now I won't go without it.
★★★★★
"Nothing came close."
Finally something that works. I've tried vaseline and other creams. Nothing came close.
★★★★★
"Using it daily for months."
Big fan of Family Jewels been using the cream daily for a good five months now.
★★★★★
"Avoids the awkward pinch."
Funnily enough, avoids the awkward pinch and rolls at the gym.
★★★★★
"At first I thought..."
At first I thought it was a lot of money for ball deodorant but one tube lasted me two months. Also smells great!
★★★★★
"Wish I'd discovered it sooner."
No odour. No dampness. Wish I'd discovered it sooner.
★★★★★
"This actually works!"
I've tried everything. This actually works and smells great!
★★★★★
"Completely a thing of the past."
I used to dread the post run shower because of the inevitable chafing sting. Since I started using this cream, that is completely a thing of the past.
★★★★★
"Dry as the Sahara."
Usually I sweat a lot when I run and now down there it's dry as the Sahara.
★★★★★
"Enjoy long runs even more!"
I came across this product and it made me enjoy my long runs even more! Thank you Family Jewels.
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"Got sent some anti chafe balm to try and I must say, it worked wonders. I do a lot of cycling and long distance running and the anti chafe worked a treat. I can highly recommend this product. And the team behind the product are super helpful"
"Excellent product. Very easy and convenient to use. Thankful to have this product during these warm summer months"
"This product is not cheap but it goes a long way making it excellent value. Furthermore, the product does exactly what the advertising claims. A small pea-sized amount renders the area of application gently soothed for the rest of the day. It has a pleasant and complex perfume and I feel well-covered against obvious friction and perspiration which makes the skin break down. Thank you. A star was deducted for order and delivery issues. Patrick was a star in getting things put right and I feel cared for. I shall be reordering and recommending this marvellous cream to many of my friends."
"I have been suffering with soreness and itchiness for over 53 years and at last I have found something that really helps. It is easy to use and is absorbed quickly but there is a slight warming on the scrotum shortly after it is applied. It is quite pleasant and soon goes. I would recommend this to anyone suffering with this."
"Gave it a try worked perfectly. Will be reordering"
"Works well nice subtle scent"
"Wow, wow, and wow! After trying countless products for comfort and freshness “down there,” I've finally found one that genuinely delivers. I've experimented with everything from talcum powder (a terrible idea in hindsight!) to hair oils and various products bought online. None of them came close to the performance of Family Jewels Anti-Chafing Ball Deodorant. This product works brilliantly. It keeps everything feeling fresh, dry, and comfortable all day long—even during the recent UK heatwave. The scent is pleasant without being overpowering, which is a huge bonus."
"I really like the cream, the smell, the chilled feeling after applying, and the efficiency! Would definitely recommend for a hot summer!"
"Quick delivery. Great smell to the product and all day dryness. I am smooth all over and product works well."
"The Family Jewels cream was a good price and seems to work effectively as claimed in the sales description!"
Swiss-Made. Botanical.
No Talc, No Petroleum, No Junk.
Eight ingredients chosen to protect, soothe, and recover. Formulated and lab-tested in our in-house Swiss facility.
Swiss Alpine Water
Mineral-rich hydration straight from the Alps. Cools on contact, locks in moisture.
Tapioca Starch
Turns the cream into a dry powder barrier. The reason it doesn't melt off mid-run.
Calendula
Calms irritation and soothes sensitive skin, even after long runs.
Allantoin
Supports the skin's natural recovery. Keeps the barrier strong through friction.
Black Cumin Seed Oil
Naturally antibacterial. Keeps odour in check without synthetic antiperspirants.
Asian Ginseng Root
Strengthens skin resilience. Helps skin hold up against hours of sweat.
Cucumber Juice
Instantly cooling. Reduces the heat and redness that kicks chafing off.
Royal Velvet Scent
The signature finish. Clean, subtle, built to last through every session.
Any last questions?
Yes, if you've dealt with daily dampness, swamp crotch, or pinch and roll. Family Jewels® is formulated for the conditions that cause this discomfort: skin-on-skin rubbing, heat, sweat, and hours of sitting or movement. If it doesn't work for you, we'll refund you within 30 days, no questions asked.
Yes. Dermatologically tested and made with botanical ingredients including calendula, allantoin, and cucumber. Suitable for use on inner thighs, groin, underarms. No petroleum, no parabens, no silicones, no talc.
Yes. Family Jewels® ships in plain, unmarked packaging. No branding on the outside, no indication of what's inside.
Yes. The formulation is skin-friendly and dermatologically tested. The cream-to-powder finish means no greasy residue or transfer. That said, Family Jewels® is not a personal lubricant and isn't designed for internal use.
No. Unlike petroleum-based balms, Family Jewels® dries to a powder finish within seconds. It doesn't transfer to running shorts, cycling bibs, or everyday underwear.
Around 60 days for daily users. The cream-to-powder formulation means a little goes a long way.
Free UK shipping on every order via Royal Mail Tracked 48, usually 2 to 3 working days. 30-day money-back guarantee, no questions asked.
