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Rated 4.8/5 by 5,200+ Active Men

FINALLY.
THE SWISS SOLUTION TO SWAMP CROTCH.

Keeps you 100% dry, comfortable, and adjustment-free below the belt.

Keeps you 100% dry, comfortable, and

adjustment-free below the belt.
Family Jewels - Anti-Chafing Ball Deodorant
Family Jewels - Anti-Chafing Ball Deodorant
Family Jewels - Anti-Chafing Ball Deodorant
Family Jewels - Anti-Chafing Ball Deodorant
Family Jewels - Anti-Chafing Ball Deodorant
Family Jewels - Anti-Chafing Ball Deodorant
Family Jewels - Anti-Chafing Ball Deodorant
Family Jewels - Anti-Chafing Ball Deodorant
Family Jewels - Anti-Chafing Ball Deodorant
Family Jewels - Anti-Chafing Ball Deodorant
Family Jewels - Anti-Chafing Ball Deodorant
Family Jewels - Anti-Chafing Ball Deodorant

Rated 4.8/5 by 5,200+ Active Men

INTIMATE DEODORANT CREAM

The Swiss Solution to Swamp Crotch

The Swiss Solution to 

Swamp Crotch

Stops Sweat and Odour for 24 hours.

Prevents Chafing and Irritation. No More "Pinch and Roll".

Neutralises Odour with a Fresh Premium Scent.

100% Talc-Free & Dermatologist Tested.

90ml FORMULA: 6+ WEEKS SUPPLY

In Stock: Ships via Royal Mail Tracked 48

Lewis H. Verified Buyer

"Tried the American brands. One had ingredients I wasn't sure about, the other leaked everywhere. Family Jewels is a big step up. Quality, smell, consistency, all spot on."

🚚 FREE 48H Shipping

Shipping is on us! Fast 2-Day Delivery via Royal Mail Tracked 48. 

Estimated arrival: 1–2 Days.

 

Ships in discreet, unmarked packaging.

🌿 PREMIUM NATURAL Ingredients

Swiss Alpine Water - Mineral-rich glacial water that instantly cools and hydrates sensitive skin.

Black Cumin Seed Oil - Clinically shown to be 2.1x more effective than standard antibacterials at neutralising odour-causing bacteria.

Asian Ginseng Root - Contains ginsenosides that fortify your skin's natural barrier against moisture and sweat.

Allantoin - FDA-recognised protectant shown to accelerate healing by up to 71%. Actively repairs chafed skin and soothes irritation.

🔎 Why OTHER Solutions Fail

❌ Baby Powder: Messy, visible white residue. Clumps when you sweat. Wears off in hours.

❌ Generic Creams: Too sticky and greasy. Breaks down fast with sweat and movement.

✅ Family Jewels: Dries instantly, Zero friction, 100% Talc-Free.

🛡️ 30-DAY GUARANTEE

Try Family Jewels risk-free for 30 days. If you're not 100% dry, comfortable, and confident, we'll refund every penny. No questions asked.

Stay Dry
Below-The-Belt.
All Day.

Sweat and moisture down there kill your confidence and keep you distracted.

 

Family Jewels is a deodorant that keeps you 100% dry for 24 hours straight.

 

Whether you're in back-to-back meetings, crushing it at the gym, or just trying to relax at home, you stay completely focused on what matters.

 

No dampness. No distraction. Just total confidence from morning to night.

Why more than 5,200 Men 
Switched to Family Jewels

Better Ingredients, Better Results

"I pay attention to what I put on my skin now. Clean ingredients and it actually performs. Stays fresh the entire day even when layered up in winter."

James R.

Verified Buyer

Better Than Powder or Balms

"Takes ten seconds after my shower. No mess, no residue, just comfortable all day. At 61, I've finally found something that actually lasts all day."

 

Robert H.

Verified Buyer

A Big Step Up

"I didn't think I needed ball deodorant until I tried it. Now I won't go without it."

Chris M.

Verified Buyer

Simple Solution to an Old Problem

"I've tried everything. Powders made a mess, other products didn't last. This actually works and smells great!"

Richard P.

Verified Buyer

Swiss-Made. Naturally Inspired.

Swiss-Made.
Naturally Inspired.

We’ve replaced talc and harsh synthetics with pure, earth-grown botanicals chosen for their ability to soothe, protect, and restore.

Swiss Alpine 

Water

Ultra-pure Alpine hydration. Maintains moisture, prevents dryness.

Black Cumin 

Seed Oil

Instantly eliminates odour-causing bacteria so you stay fresh, not musky

Asian Ginseng
Root Extract

Ginsenosides protect cells from oxidative stress. Promotes skin health.

Allantoin

Extract

Accelerates skin repair. Strengthens natural barrier, reduces irritation.

Cucumber 

Juice

Anti-inflammatory cooling agent. Reduces irritation, calms redness.

Asian Ginseng

Root Extract

Asian Ginseng

Root Extract

Locks Out Sweat. Fortifies your skin's natural barrier to keep you dry, comfortable, and friction-free all day.

Black Cumin 

Seed Oil

Black Cumin
Seed Oil

Neutralises Odour.  2x more effective than standard antibacterials at eliminating odour-causing bacteria.

Cucumber Juice

Cucumber Juice

Instantly Cools.
Gently soothes burning and skin irritation on contact while calming visible redness.

Allantoin

Allantoin

Repairs Chafing. FDA-recognised skin protectant that heals irritated skin and prevents further damage.

Dermatologically Tested

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Customer Reviews

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Anonymous

I pay attention to what I put on my skin now. Clean ingredients and it actually performs. Stays fresh the entire day even when layered up in winter.

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David N.

I do parkrun most weeks, cycle regularly, and live an active life of fitness. Family Jewels has become part of my daily routine. Finally something that actually works.

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Richard

I've tried everything. Powders made a mess. Other products didn't last. This actually works and smells great!

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Frequently Asked Questions

Details on safety, usage, and our shipping.

Is Family Jewels safe for sensitive skin?

Yes. Family Jewels is dermatologically tested and specifically formulated for sensitive areas. It's free from aluminium and talc, and contains hydrating ingredients like Swiss Alpine Water and Allantoin that protect and strengthen your skin's natural barrier.

How fast is shipping?

Orders are processed within 1–2 business days and typically delivered within 48 hours from processing time. Royal Mail Tracked 48 details will be sent as soon as your package ships.

Does it come in discreet packaging?

Yes. All orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging with no product names or branding visible on the outside.

How do I apply it?

Apply a small amount to clean, dry skin in areas prone to heat or friction. Let it absorb fully before getting dressed.

Is Family Jewels safe to use before intimacy?

Absolutely. Once dried, the powder barrier is minimal and clean. It absorbs sweat and neutralises odour, making you fresh for whatever happens next.

What is the 30-Day Crown Confidence Guarantee?

Simple. Try it for 30 days. If your jewels aren't singing our praises, we'll refund you.

 

No awkward questions, no returns needed.

 

That's our 30-Day Crown Confidence Guarantee.

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