"Smells just like cologne!"
I originally bought this for my husband who is an obsessed runner. He loved it, but I nicked it to try it for myself for when I go for a long day of walking. It's incredible. Smells just like cologne!
He's probably never thought about it, and there's no reason he would. That area is warmer, more enclosed, and covered all day in fabric that doesn't breathe, which is exactly the environment odour-causing bacteria need.
more bacteria than your forearm. In a study of 163 healthy men, groin skin carried around one million organisms per square centimetre. Dry skin on the forearm carries a fraction of that.1
and you're back where you started. Research on washed skin found bacterial numbers climb back to their pre-shower level within about a day. Soap doesn't hold the line. It just resets the clock, and the clock starts running the moment you get dressed.2
Family Jewels® keeps the skin dry, reduces friction, and controls odour for twelve hours and more. Thirty seconds, once a day. No conversation required.
One step, before you get dressed.
Thirty seconds in the morning, and the end of your day smells like the start of it.
"Smells just like cologne!"
I originally bought this for my husband who is an obsessed runner. He loved it, but I nicked it to try it for myself for when I go for a long day of walking. It's incredible. Smells just like cologne!
"Best grooming product he owns."
I bought this for my husband's stocking as a bit of a joke (the name is brilliant). I was a bit surprised when he told me it's now the best grooming product he owns. He's obsessed. Plus, I have to admit, he smells amazing.
"The real hidden gem here."
The scent of this is the real hidden gem here. Bought Family Jewels for my boyfriend and his 'jewels' now smell better than his cologne! I'm just happy he (finally) smells this good
"Packaging looks so premium."
I was worried this would be a cheap gag gift, but the packaging and tube look so premium (very Swiss). My partner was genuinely impressed. He says it works better than anything he's tried for the gym.
"A brilliantly clever gift."
Bought this for my husband's birthday for a laugh. Now he genuinely can't live without it. A brilliantly clever gift.
"10/10 gift!"
Got this for husband as a gift and he smells incredible :) 10/10
"Basically cologne for your balls."
Basically cologne for your balls
"Finally smell good down there :)"
Feels good knowing that I finally smell good down there :)
"It just smells SO good."
It just smells SO good. I simply love this product!
Thirty seconds, start to finish.
Shower, apply, dress. That is the entire routine. No waiting, no mess, no second application.
No powder clouds. No greasy residue. No reapplying at lunchtime. Apply it once in the morning and it holds for the rest of the day.
Start clean and dry
After your shower, make sure the area is completely dry.
Massage in a pea-sized amount
Inner thighs, groin, anywhere skin meets skin. A little covers more than you'd expect.
Let it dry down, then get dressed
It turns to powder in about thirty seconds. No grease, no transfer.
Leave it in the bathroom. He doesn't need instructions, he'll figure out a cream, but it helps if it's just there.
No Talc, No Petroleum, No Junk.
Formulated and lab-tested in our in-house Swiss lab.
Mineral-rich hydration straight from the Alps. Cools on contact, locks in moisture.
Turns the cream into a dry powder film on the skin. Creates a protective barrier against friction.
Naturally antibacterial. Traditionally used for skin conditioning.
Calms irritation and soothes sensitive skin, even after a long day on your feet.
Supports the skin's natural recovery. Keeps the barrier strong through friction.
Strengthens skin resilience. Helps skin hold up against hours of sweat.
Instantly cooling. Reduces the heat and redness that kicks chafing off.
The signature finish. Clean, subtle, built to last through every session.
"Wow, wow, and wow! After trying countless products for comfort and freshness “down there,” I've finally found one that genuinely delivers. I've experimented with everything from talcum powder (a terrible idea in hindsight!) to hair oils and various products bought online. None of them came close to the performance of Family Jewels Anti-Chafing Ball Deodorant. This product works brilliantly. It keeps everything feeling fresh, dry, and comfortable all day long—even during the recent UK heatwave. The scent is pleasant without being overpowering, which is a huge bonus."
"This product is not cheap but it goes a long way making it excellent value. Furthermore, the product does exactly what the advertising claims. A small pea-sized amount renders the area of application gently soothed for the rest of the day. It has a pleasant and complex perfume and I feel well-covered against obvious friction and perspiration which makes the skin break down. Thank you. A star was deducted for order and delivery issues. Patrick was a star in getting things put right and I feel cared for. I shall be reordering and recommending this marvellous cream to many of my friends."
"Excellent product. Very easy and convenient to use. Thankful to have this product during these warm summer months"
"Gave it a try worked perfectly. Will be reordering"
"Works well nice subtle scent"
"I really like the cream, the smell, the chilled feeling after applying, and the efficiency! Would definitely recommend for a hot summer!"
"Quick delivery. Great smell to the product and all day dryness. I am smooth all over and product works well."
"The Family Jewels cream was a good price and seems to work effectively as claimed in the sales description!"
Most women don't. They leave it in the shower. It's unscented enough and simple enough that it doesn't require an explanation, and most men just start using it.
Yes. The formulation is skin-friendly and dermatologically tested. The cream-to-powder finish means no greasy residue or transfer. That said, Family Jewels® is not a personal lubricant and isn't designed for internal use.
Yes. Family Jewels® is formulated for daily use and dermatologically tested, with nothing that builds up or irritates over time.
It's one of the few areas of the body with skin rich in scent glands, and it spends the whole day warm and covered. Underarm deodorant isn't formulated for skin this sensitive, and soap only resets the clock in the morning.
He'll likely notice he's more comfortable and doesn't need to think about it. Beyond that, it's unscented and dries invisibly, so there's nothing to explain.
Yes. Dermatologically tested and made with botanical ingredients including calendula, allantoin, and cucumber. Suitable for use on inner thighs, groin, underarms. No petroleum, no parabens, no silicones, no talc.
Yes. Family Jewels® ships in plain, unmarked packaging. No branding on the outside, no indication of what's inside.
No. It dries to a powder finish in about thirty seconds, so there's nothing left to rub off. No stains, no residue.
No. It controls odour rather than covering it, so it won't compete with your fragrance or announce itself.
Around 60 days for daily users. The cream-to-powder formulation means a little goes a long way.
Free UK shipping on every order via Royal Mail Tracked 48, usually 2 to 3 working days. 30-day money-back guarantee, no questions asked.