★★★★★
"Nothing came close."
Finally something that works. I've tried vaseline and other creams. Nothing came close.
Swiss Made | Free Tracked 48 SHIPPING OVER £50
Your Shower Has a Half-Life. Nobody Told You What It Was.
You have deodorant for your underarms. Below the belt gets nothing, despite being warmer, more enclosed, and covered all day in fabric that doesn't breathe.
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more bacteria than your forearm. In a study of 163 healthy men, groin skin carried around one million organisms per square centimetre. Dry skin on the forearm carries a fraction of that.1
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and you're back where you started. Research on washed skin found bacterial numbers climb back to their pre-shower level within about a day. Soap doesn't hold the line. It just resets the clock, and the clock starts running the moment you get dressed.2
Family Jewels® keeps the skin dry, reduces the friction, and controls the odour for twelve hours and more. One step, before you get dressed. Then you stop thinking about it.
One step, before you get dressed.
Thirty seconds in the morning, and the end of your day smells like the start of it.
Real Reviews from Men Who Said Goodbye to Sweat, Chafing & Odour
★★★★★
"Using it daily for months."
Big fan of Family Jewels been using the cream daily for a good five months now.
★★★★★
"Cream is effective against dry skin."
To add on to the other existing 5 star reviews, this cream has helped me with my dry skin. The scent is also a nice touch.
★★★★★
"Hands down the best."
Hands down the best ball deodorant I've ever used. Keeps everything fresh all day.
★★★★★
"I love it!"
Keeps my downstairs area dry during the whole day, which I didn't fully believe when I first read about it. Smell is also great. I love it!
★★★★★
"Now I won't go without it."
I didn't think I needed ball deodorant until I tried it. Now I won't go without it.
★★★★★
"At first I thought..."
At first I thought it was a lot of money for ball deodorant but one tube lasted me two months. Also smells great!
★★★★★
"Wish I'd discovered it sooner."
No odour. No dampness. Wish I'd discovered it sooner.
★★★★★
"This actually works!"
I've tried everything. This actually works and smells great!
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Thirty seconds, start to finish.
Shower, apply, dress. That is the entire routine. No waiting, no mess, no second application.
Three steps. Thirty seconds. Then forget about it.
No powder clouds. No greasy residue. No reapplying at lunchtime. Apply it once in the morning and it holds for the rest of the day.
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Start clean and dry
After your shower, make sure the area is completely dry.
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Massage in a pea-sized amount
Inner thighs, groin, anywhere skin meets skin. A little covers more than you'd expect.
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Let it dry down, then get dressed
It turns to powder in about thirty seconds. No grease, no transfer.
One application in the morning. Still working when the day turns into the evening.
Swiss-Made. Botanical.
Eight ingredients chosen to protect, soothe, and recover.
No Talc, No Petroleum, No Junk.
Formulated and lab-tested in our in-house Swiss lab.
Swiss Alpine Water
Mineral-rich hydration straight from the Alps. Cools on contact, locks in moisture.
Zea Mays Starch
Turns the cream into a dry powder film on the skin. Creates a protective barrier against friction.
Black Cumin Seed Oil
Naturally antibacterial. Traditionally used for skin conditioning.
Calendula
Calms irritation and soothes sensitive skin, even after a long day on your feet.
Allantoin
Supports the skin's natural recovery. Keeps the barrier strong through friction.
Asian Ginseng Root
Strengthens skin resilience. Helps skin hold up against hours of sweat.
Cucumber Juice
Instantly cooling. Reduces the heat and redness that kicks chafing off.
Royal Velvet Scent
The signature finish. Clean, subtle, built to last through every session.
Family Jewels - anti-chafing ball deodorant
"Wow, wow, and wow! After trying countless products for comfort and freshness “down there,” I've finally found one that genuinely delivers. I've experimented with everything from talcum powder (a terrible idea in hindsight!) to hair oils and various products bought online. None of them came close to the performance of Family Jewels Anti-Chafing Ball Deodorant. This product works brilliantly. It keeps everything feeling fresh, dry, and comfortable all day long—even during the recent UK heatwave. The scent is pleasant without being overpowering, which is a huge bonus."
I have been suffering for years
"I have been suffering with soreness and itchiness for over 53 years and at last I have found something that really helps. It is easy to use and is absorbed quickly but there is a slight warming on the scrotum shortly after it is applied. It is quite pleasant and soon goes. I would recommend this to anyone suffering with this."
A wonderful cream doing what it claims to be.
"This product is not cheap but it goes a long way making it excellent value. Furthermore, the product does exactly what the advertising claims. A small pea-sized amount renders the area of application gently soothed for the rest of the day. It has a pleasant and complex perfume and I feel well-covered against obvious friction and perspiration which makes the skin break down. Thank you. A star was deducted for order and delivery issues. Patrick was a star in getting things put right and I feel cared for. I shall be reordering and recommending this marvellous cream to many of my friends."
Excellent product!
"Excellent product. Very easy and convenient to use. Thankful to have this product during these warm summer months"
Gave it a try worked perfectly
"Gave it a try worked perfectly. Will be reordering"
Works well nice subtle scent
"Works well nice subtle scent"
I recommend!
"I really like the cream, the smell, the chilled feeling after applying, and the efficiency! Would definitely recommend for a hot summer!"
Quick delivery
"Quick delivery. Great smell to the product and all day dryness. I am smooth all over and product works well."
Good price and works effectively
"The Family Jewels cream was a good price and seems to work effectively as claimed in the sales description!"
Any last questions?
Yes, if you've dealt with daily dampness, swamp crotch, or pinch and roll. Family Jewels® is formulated for the conditions that cause this discomfort: skin-on-skin rubbing, heat, sweat, and hours of sitting or movement. If it doesn't work for you, we'll refund you within 30 days, no questions asked.
Yes. The formulation is skin-friendly and dermatologically tested. The cream-to-powder finish means no greasy residue or transfer. That said, Family Jewels® is not a personal lubricant and isn't designed for internal use.
Yes. Family Jewels® dries down to a fine powder finish and leaves no oily residue, so it won't compromise latex integrity. Apply it as part of your normal routine and get dressed as usual.
It's one of the few areas of the body with skin rich in scent glands, and it spends the whole day warm and covered. Underarm deodorant isn't formulated for skin this sensitive, and soap only resets the clock in the morning.
12+ hours from one application. Apply after your morning shower and it holds through the working day and the evening.
Yes. Dermatologically tested and made with botanical ingredients including calendula, allantoin, and cucumber. Suitable for use on inner thighs, groin, underarms. No petroleum, no parabens, no silicones, no talc.
Yes. Family Jewels® ships in plain, unmarked packaging. No branding on the outside, no indication of what's inside.
No. It dries to a powder finish in about thirty seconds, so there's nothing left to rub off. No stains, no residue.
No. It controls odour rather than covering it, so it won't compete with your fragrance or announce itself.
Around 60 days for daily users. The cream-to-powder formulation means a little goes a long way.
Free UK shipping on every order via Royal Mail Tracked 48, usually 2 to 3 working days. 30-day money-back guarantee, no questions asked.
One Tube That Actually Works.
K
Used it on my last trail competiton and can say it helped me a lot! I used to put vaseline but it felt really greasy. Family jewels is such an upgrade!
G
Great product and makes for beautiful bathroom decor!
J
on time delivery. great cream!
